Hash attention: looking for a few good hares to lead the trail for some runs in January. Klitty litter will be out of town getting married and on honeymoon Jan 3-Jan 20th.
If anyone would like to be involved, please email prh3@live.com
ONON!
Klitty Litter
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
X mas Bash Hash Dec 16th, 3:30
Date: Saturday, Dec 26th
Time: Meet at 3:30 pm, hare away at 3:45 pm
Start: Parking lot at La Puntilla dock in Old Town. Click link for better idea and look for flower. http://bit.ly/6b078B
If lost, call ILYBs at number below
Hares: I Like Your Boobs, Spanish Fly
Cost: $5 for beer and don't know about parking.
What to bring: Clothes, new shoes :-),money/Id for possible beer check in bar on trail
NOTE: This trail is being set by two visiting hashers, namely I Like Your Boobs and Spanish Fly. It is guaranteed to be shitty. We would like to welcome our PR H3 brethren and sisthren to come out and join us mainlanders for some fun and follow on partyin Saturdy night. As of right now, it looks like we have 4 visitors that I know of so come show us what PRH3 is all about. On On...
QUESTIONS? Call I Like Your Boobs at 703-477-5334
Time: Meet at 3:30 pm, hare away at 3:45 pm
Start: Parking lot at La Puntilla dock in Old Town. Click link for better idea and look for flower. http://bit.ly/6b078B
If lost, call ILYBs at number below
Hares: I Like Your Boobs, Spanish Fly
Cost: $5 for beer and don't know about parking.
What to bring: Clothes, new shoes :-),money/Id for possible beer check in bar on trail
NOTE: This trail is being set by two visiting hashers, namely I Like Your Boobs and Spanish Fly. It is guaranteed to be shitty. We would like to welcome our PR H3 brethren and sisthren to come out and join us mainlanders for some fun and follow on partyin Saturdy night. As of right now, it looks like we have 4 visitors that I know of so come show us what PRH3 is all about. On On...
QUESTIONS? Call I Like Your Boobs at 703-477-5334
Thursday, December 17, 2009
UPCUMMING HASH
Visiting hashers have decided to run their OWN visitor's hash the week of Christmas! If you'd like more info, you can email them at: laurent.fox@gmail.com
Many local hashers won't be able to make it due to travel over the holidays, but please come if you can!!!
ON ON!
Many local hashers won't be able to make it due to travel over the holidays, but please come if you can!!!
ON ON!
Friday, December 11, 2009
Upcoming Hashes
Hash Attention: Upcoming hashes for the next month will be managed by Passed out Pumpin and Dippin the Wick, as well as the mastermind Mouthfull. Klitty Litter is getting married in January and can be found piled under wedding flowers, invitations and, of course, in the end the groom ;-)
Hash info will be sent out via email if not posted on the website. For questions email:
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
Hash info will be sent out via email if not posted on the website. For questions email:
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Pete's ARSE is saved THIS time....
But he won't be so lucky next time. This kid's due to be named.
HASH POSTPONED this saturday (Nov. 28) due to Thanksgiving festivities and the inaction of a few and of many near and far to actually get out some flour, beer and do a little diggy.
Amazingly next wednesday brings the fabled haring of the long lost, and now married, NFN Carlos. We'll see if the kid actually shows up....
Tune in next week!
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
HASH POSTPONED this saturday (Nov. 28) due to Thanksgiving festivities and the inaction of a few and of many near and far to actually get out some flour, beer and do a little diggy.
Amazingly next wednesday brings the fabled haring of the long lost, and now married, NFN Carlos. We'll see if the kid actually shows up....
Tune in next week!
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
Hash Trash Sat Nov 14
Just when you thought you could escape the hash trash for the last hash, NFN Scott pulled through and sent this:
I don't do well with names, but Tinkle Tinkle, NFN Pete I remember. There was a young couple on their second hash, and one other hashette that I can't remember the name of. No stuffed monkey. No Carlos (BIG F*ing surprise there!)
Wasn't expecting a turnout, and had been out of the country up until the night before, so there was no 'pre laid trail'. It got laid as the night went on, like college. Had to carry the first beer stop and ditch it somewhere to build in some time to avoid being caught (like in college...). More experienced hashers would have taken advantage of the humiliation potential. A lucky hare I was. Write like Yoda I do.
That seemingly picturesque beach near Old San Juan is slighly seedier up close. In fact, it's sketchy as hell. Makes the shadiest hasher look like a choir lead. Perfect. Beer check, some scary false trails, then run across the capitol building.
The first bar was closed, so the trail become convoluted and shittier. Amazinly, the pack found the bar, and a angry pack of hashers it was. Beer cooled 'em down. Sang a few songs. There was a vetoed attempt to name Pete. Something to do with his age, or lack thereof. Youngun's overdue.
NFN Scott
I don't do well with names, but Tinkle Tinkle, NFN Pete I remember. There was a young couple on their second hash, and one other hashette that I can't remember the name of. No stuffed monkey. No Carlos (BIG F*ing surprise there!)
Wasn't expecting a turnout, and had been out of the country up until the night before, so there was no 'pre laid trail'. It got laid as the night went on, like college. Had to carry the first beer stop and ditch it somewhere to build in some time to avoid being caught (like in college...). More experienced hashers would have taken advantage of the humiliation potential. A lucky hare I was. Write like Yoda I do.
That seemingly picturesque beach near Old San Juan is slighly seedier up close. In fact, it's sketchy as hell. Makes the shadiest hasher look like a choir lead. Perfect. Beer check, some scary false trails, then run across the capitol building.
The first bar was closed, so the trail become convoluted and shittier. Amazinly, the pack found the bar, and a angry pack of hashers it was. Beer cooled 'em down. Sang a few songs. There was a vetoed attempt to name Pete. Something to do with his age, or lack thereof. Youngun's overdue.
NFN Scott
Friday, November 13, 2009
Hash Trash Wed Night Nov 11
The following Hared on Wednesday Night 11 NOV 2009
HARES:
NFN (Desire) - (aka Tinkle Tinkle Little Star)
Midnight Masterbater-
The following Hashed Wednesday Night 11 NOV 2009
RKelly
NFN (Pete)
NFN (Mike) (Virgin)
NFN (Lindsey) (Virgin)
NFN (Beatriz) (Virgin)
November 06 was great cummin time for all those who came. Those Hashers who were no shows, always have another Hash to cum for!
The Meeting place was on Calle Laurel, in Punta Las Marias, PR. Some Hashers walked from nearby, some drove from nearby. Needless to say Hashers were in for a treat with Hares NFN Desire and Midnight Masterbater, creating a trail that Hasher may burn as many calories as they took in from their choice of beverage (beer)! The theme of the night...Dirrrty. Longtime member RKelly showed up for this Hash. He brought ancient Hare traditions and helped pass them on to three new Virgins, NFN Mike, NFN Lindsey and NFN Beatriz. Also, NFN Pete has 5 or 6 Hashes under his belt and fittingly made him self unnoticeable.
As the Hares made their trail, the sun was making its set. Once their was no more light, Hashers had to rely on their keen smell of flour and beer. The Hashers made their way from Punta Las Marias toward Ocean Park. From there the Virgins ran into a false trail. NFN Mike (also PHD) notice a flour blop in front of an iron gate, to the Ocean Park Neighborhood which boarders la playa. NFN Mike decides to jump over the iron gate, thinking the false trail was made while the gate was open. Needless to say, NFN Mike thought outside the box with his Virgin ways and had to make a long detour to catch up with the group. As the Hashers hashed on, they found themselves in an intriguing bar (Bolero Night Club) on Calle Loiza, which had one blackened window and "dirty" written all over it.
Once inside, Hashers were just as surprised by what they saw, as the people inside thought of them. NFN Mike claims the bar was really nice and seemed like a legitimate establishment, but yet there may have been some dirty sex going on somewhere inside. Oh yes, there was definitely SEX taking place inside. So, the Hashers bought their beverage of choice, beer, and got back on trail. Only to have another beer check the next block over. A friendly restaurant this was with locals galore. They ordered beer and tequila shots and wait there's more... They hopped back on trail, Calle Loiza it was. An interesting place, dirty, yet refined with barber shops, clothing stores, Venezuelan Food, Greek Food, and Sex on a plate if you choose. "Dirty Trail" The Hashers then made their way off Calle Loiza and found themselves crossing a familiar Express Way 26, on Calle Del Parque. They went by Private Schools and a nice Architecture, but then had to get dirty again on a one way calle sucio, Calle Antonsanti. Once on Calle Antonsanti, Hashers were a little spooked, yet secure in the comfort of staying in a group.
With few lights on the street and more shadows than most, they notice a beer check and searched far and between. They then found the treasure, yet it was not yellow gold, it was Milwaukee's Beast! "On on"... the Hashers said, and continued there way to Avenida Ponce de Leon. As they were on Ponce de Leon, they could smell the finish was near, or was it just more beer. NFN Desire and M & M had been waiting for them for almost a year! The Hashers then came dashing toward La Mercado in La Placita and ran right past each Hare. They had made it, but needed to be taken on a circle tour of the place, being it's rich in food and culture. They leaped and bound and made it to the finish. There were no first or last place, but everyone succeeded and asked "where is the bathroom"?
The circle was made, the beverage of choice (beer) was poured, songs commenced, violations were observed and a Hasher was named. NFN Desire, is to always to be known as "Tinkle Tinkle Little Star".
Hash On!
Midnight Masturbator
HARES:
NFN (Desire) - (aka Tinkle Tinkle Little Star)
Midnight Masterbater-
The following Hashed Wednesday Night 11 NOV 2009
RKelly
NFN (Pete)
NFN (Mike) (Virgin)
NFN (Lindsey) (Virgin)
NFN (Beatriz) (Virgin)
November 06 was great cummin time for all those who came. Those Hashers who were no shows, always have another Hash to cum for!
The Meeting place was on Calle Laurel, in Punta Las Marias, PR. Some Hashers walked from nearby, some drove from nearby. Needless to say Hashers were in for a treat with Hares NFN Desire and Midnight Masterbater, creating a trail that Hasher may burn as many calories as they took in from their choice of beverage (beer)! The theme of the night...Dirrrty. Longtime member RKelly showed up for this Hash. He brought ancient Hare traditions and helped pass them on to three new Virgins, NFN Mike, NFN Lindsey and NFN Beatriz. Also, NFN Pete has 5 or 6 Hashes under his belt and fittingly made him self unnoticeable.
As the Hares made their trail, the sun was making its set. Once their was no more light, Hashers had to rely on their keen smell of flour and beer. The Hashers made their way from Punta Las Marias toward Ocean Park. From there the Virgins ran into a false trail. NFN Mike (also PHD) notice a flour blop in front of an iron gate, to the Ocean Park Neighborhood which boarders la playa. NFN Mike decides to jump over the iron gate, thinking the false trail was made while the gate was open. Needless to say, NFN Mike thought outside the box with his Virgin ways and had to make a long detour to catch up with the group. As the Hashers hashed on, they found themselves in an intriguing bar (Bolero Night Club) on Calle Loiza, which had one blackened window and "dirty" written all over it.
Once inside, Hashers were just as surprised by what they saw, as the people inside thought of them. NFN Mike claims the bar was really nice and seemed like a legitimate establishment, but yet there may have been some dirty sex going on somewhere inside. Oh yes, there was definitely SEX taking place inside. So, the Hashers bought their beverage of choice, beer, and got back on trail. Only to have another beer check the next block over. A friendly restaurant this was with locals galore. They ordered beer and tequila shots and wait there's more... They hopped back on trail, Calle Loiza it was. An interesting place, dirty, yet refined with barber shops, clothing stores, Venezuelan Food, Greek Food, and Sex on a plate if you choose. "Dirty Trail" The Hashers then made their way off Calle Loiza and found themselves crossing a familiar Express Way 26, on Calle Del Parque. They went by Private Schools and a nice Architecture, but then had to get dirty again on a one way calle sucio, Calle Antonsanti. Once on Calle Antonsanti, Hashers were a little spooked, yet secure in the comfort of staying in a group.
With few lights on the street and more shadows than most, they notice a beer check and searched far and between. They then found the treasure, yet it was not yellow gold, it was Milwaukee's Beast! "On on"... the Hashers said, and continued there way to Avenida Ponce de Leon. As they were on Ponce de Leon, they could smell the finish was near, or was it just more beer. NFN Desire and M & M had been waiting for them for almost a year! The Hashers then came dashing toward La Mercado in La Placita and ran right past each Hare. They had made it, but needed to be taken on a circle tour of the place, being it's rich in food and culture. They leaped and bound and made it to the finish. There were no first or last place, but everyone succeeded and asked "where is the bathroom"?
The circle was made, the beverage of choice (beer) was poured, songs commenced, violations were observed and a Hasher was named. NFN Desire, is to always to be known as "Tinkle Tinkle Little Star".
Hash On!
Midnight Masturbator
Trail #69 on Saturday November 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3:30 pm, hare away at 3:45 pm
Start: paid parkig lot in escambron beach in between Old San Juan and Condado. If you see the El Hamburger restaurant on the LEFT of the road once you climb a hill you’ve gone too far if coming from Condado.
Hares: NFN Scott
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear. Special d’errections from the hare: “ask for some bimbo or wanker to bring a stuffed monkey in case NFN Carlos shows.”
also.... “I hear there's some big fight people will want to watch that night... It does not involve girls or jello, so I don't get it, but gotta cater to the masses of asses.”
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447 or the hare at 787-698-0002
Time: Meet at 3:30 pm, hare away at 3:45 pm
Start: paid parkig lot in escambron beach in between Old San Juan and Condado. If you see the El Hamburger restaurant on the LEFT of the road once you climb a hill you’ve gone too far if coming from Condado.
Hares: NFN Scott
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear. Special d’errections from the hare: “ask for some bimbo or wanker to bring a stuffed monkey in case NFN Carlos shows.”
also.... “I hear there's some big fight people will want to watch that night... It does not involve girls or jello, so I don't get it, but gotta cater to the masses of asses.”
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447 or the hare at 787-698-0002
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Nov 11 wed HASH NIGHT! 6pm
Trail #69 on Wednesday November 11, 2009 at 6pm
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 6pm, hares take off at 6:15 pm
Start: Punta Las Marias at Condominum Park Blvd.
If you need directions call Travis at 843-324-2309
Hares: Midnight Masturbator and NFN Desiree
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 6pm, hares take off at 6:15 pm
Start: Punta Las Marias at Condominum Park Blvd.
If you need directions call Travis at 843-324-2309
Hares: Midnight Masturbator and NFN Desiree
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
UPCUMMING HASHES
The following TWO Hashes are upcumming. We will provide more details and d'errections as those details unfold. Keep checkin back:
WEDNESDAY, Nov 11 at 6pm
hares: NFN Desiree and Midnight Masturbator
SATURDAY, Nov. 14 at 3pm
NFN Scott
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
WEDNESDAY, Nov 11 at 6pm
hares: NFN Desiree and Midnight Masturbator
SATURDAY, Nov. 14 at 3pm
NFN Scott
ON ON!
Klitty Litter
Friday, October 30, 2009
Halloween TERROR Hash
Trail #69 on October 31, 2009 at 3pm
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: Plaza Colon, Old San Juan.
D'errections to the Start: Drive into Old San Juan on the high road. When you see the plaza in front of you next to the really old fort, you're there. Find parking and look for the wankers drinking beer.
Hares: Lickity Split and Passed Out Pumpin
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear. This will not be a drinkfest, but a hash. You WILL be running...then having a drinkfest.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Special Directions: In observance of the holiday season, please where you're sluttiest outfit or your bride of Chuckie outfit.
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: Plaza Colon, Old San Juan.
D'errections to the Start: Drive into Old San Juan on the high road. When you see the plaza in front of you next to the really old fort, you're there. Find parking and look for the wankers drinking beer.
Hares: Lickity Split and Passed Out Pumpin
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: Yourself...hash appropriate gear. This will not be a drinkfest, but a hash. You WILL be running...then having a drinkfest.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Special Directions: In observance of the holiday season, please where you're sluttiest outfit or your bride of Chuckie outfit.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
This Week's HALLOWEEN Muckity Muck
Trail #69 on October 31, 2009 at 3pm
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: TBA
D'erections to the Start: TBA
Hares: Lickity Split and Passed Out Pumpin
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: TBA
D'erections to the Start: TBA
Hares: Lickity Split and Passed Out Pumpin
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
What to bring: bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
This Week's Muckity Muck
Trail #69 on October 17, 2009 at 3pm
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: parking lot at Dorado beach (see directions below for more info)
Hares: NFN Pete and Gringo Fucker
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
Special Info From Hares: be READY! We have a virgin hare!
What to bring: We will be near the beach and plan to do a BBQ so bring snorkling equipment / swim stuff. Please Let us know if anyone has a BBQ that we could bring along. We will supply the beef! Also, bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
D'erections to the Start:
Take Highway 22 towards Aguadilla
Take the first exit (exit A?) right after the Dorado Toll Booth onto PR 165
Make a Left onto PR 693 (across the Dorado River and through Dorado staying on PR 693
Make a Right onto PR 6690 (there will be a gas station right there)
Take a Right onto PR 690 towards the beach and there will be a Parking Lot on your right next to the beach.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Hash Info
Time: Meet at 3pm, hares take off at 3:15 pm
Start: parking lot at Dorado beach (see directions below for more info)
Hares: NFN Pete and Gringo Fucker
Cost: $5 for beer and about $5 for parking. Virgins are FREE!
Special Info From Hares: be READY! We have a virgin hare!
What to bring: We will be near the beach and plan to do a BBQ so bring snorkling equipment / swim stuff. Please Let us know if anyone has a BBQ that we could bring along. We will supply the beef! Also, bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
D'erections to the Start:
Take Highway 22 towards Aguadilla
Take the first exit (exit A?) right after the Dorado Toll Booth onto PR 165
Make a Left onto PR 693 (across the Dorado River and through Dorado staying on PR 693
Make a Right onto PR 6690 (there will be a gas station right there)
Take a Right onto PR 690 towards the beach and there will be a Parking Lot on your right next to the beach.
QUESTIONS? Call Klitty Litter at 787 964 2447
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
This Week's Muckity Muck
Trail #69 on October 3, 2009 at noon
Hash Info
Time: Meet at noon, take off at 12:15 pm
Start: Plaza Colon (Old san juan) park anywhere but meet near the statue
Hares: Klitty litter and Ankles
Cost: $5 for beer and bring some $$ for paid beer stops. Virgins are FREE!
Special Info From Hares: This is NOT a bar hop. It’s a real hash so wear hash gear.
What to bring: Bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
Directions to the Start: visit: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
Hash Info
Time: Meet at noon, take off at 12:15 pm
Start: Plaza Colon (Old san juan) park anywhere but meet near the statue
Hares: Klitty litter and Ankles
Cost: $5 for beer and bring some $$ for paid beer stops. Virgins are FREE!
Special Info From Hares: This is NOT a bar hop. It’s a real hash so wear hash gear.
What to bring: Bring the usual hash stuff. Don’t forget your whistles, hash paraphernalia, etc.
Directions to the Start: visit: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
Saturday, September 26, 2009
UPCUMMING oct 3rd Saturday hash 1pm
Klitty Litter and Ankles for Earrings are haring this one. It's going to start a little earlier than usual at 1pm.
Where you ask?? D'errections to cum shortly...
ON! ON!
~KL and AFE
Where you ask?? D'errections to cum shortly...
ON! ON!
~KL and AFE
New Info on PRH3 Hash
PRH3 HASH UPDATES:
Passed out Pumpin has the Hash Cash and will be in charge of it for now because Spread em Chunky moved and took Beadz with him. (Finger Cuffs, you owe us a case of beer). POP said he’d buy water, food and beer for the next hash OCTOBER 3rd.
Email (PRH3@live.com) or call me (787 964 2447) to SIGN UP!
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO HARE:
· Midnight Masturbator
· What’s brewin' in the bilge
· Counts cum
· Gringo effer
· Dippin
· PIMP
Hash schedule thus far:
Saturday 10/3/2009 Klitty/Ankles
Wednesday 10/7/2009 Mouthfull
Saturday 10/17/2009 NFN Pete & (maybe NFN Jordan and Klitty Litter)
Wednesday 10/21/2009 Mouthfull & (maybe NFN Fernando!)
Saturday 10/31/2009 Lickity Split & PoP
Wedneday 11/4/2009
Saturday 11/14/2009 NFN Scott
Wednesday 11/18/2009
Saturday 11/28/2009
Wednesday 12/2/2009 NFN Carlos
Saturday 12/12/2009
Wedneday 12/16/2009
Saturday 12/26/2009
Wednesday 1/1/2010
ON! ON!
~Klitty Litter
Passed out Pumpin has the Hash Cash and will be in charge of it for now because Spread em Chunky moved and took Beadz with him. (Finger Cuffs, you owe us a case of beer). POP said he’d buy water, food and beer for the next hash OCTOBER 3rd.
Email (PRH3@live.com) or call me (787 964 2447) to SIGN UP!
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO HARE:
· Midnight Masturbator
· What’s brewin' in the bilge
· Counts cum
· Gringo effer
· Dippin
· PIMP
Hash schedule thus far:
Saturday 10/3/2009 Klitty/Ankles
Wednesday 10/7/2009 Mouthfull
Saturday 10/17/2009 NFN Pete & (maybe NFN Jordan and Klitty Litter)
Wednesday 10/21/2009 Mouthfull & (maybe NFN Fernando!)
Saturday 10/31/2009 Lickity Split & PoP
Wedneday 11/4/2009
Saturday 11/14/2009 NFN Scott
Wednesday 11/18/2009
Saturday 11/28/2009
Wednesday 12/2/2009 NFN Carlos
Saturday 12/12/2009
Wedneday 12/16/2009
Saturday 12/26/2009
Wednesday 1/1/2010
ON! ON!
~Klitty Litter
Monday, September 21, 2009
Gen. Hash Meeting Wednesday 9/23
Hey! We're meeting Wed 9/23 at 8pm in old san juan's old harbor brewery to discuss recent changes in the hash.
Please come!
See you there,
~Klitty litter
Please come!
See you there,
~Klitty litter
Sunday, September 20, 2009
news from Puerto Rico
Greetings from Puerto Rico!
As you all know, I just started operating my food and culture tour comany in San Juan, Puerto Rico: Flavors of San Juan Food & Culture Tours.
We had our first tour last Saturday and everyone had a blast! Meanwhile, I'm looking to expand my online presence so people can find out how to have a great "foodie" experience while in San Juan, PR. That's where YOU come in (hopefully!).
If you could please follow/join my blog at blogger.com that would be amazing! click here: http://sanjuanfoodtours.blogspot.com/
It helps my company's online presence when I have people linked to/following my blog and my Twitter.com account. click here: http://twitter.com/FlavorsofSJ
In this crazy world we're all competing for "online presence." you could help me out! Thank you in advance.
Just follow the links below:
Blogger.com
http://sanjuanfoodtours.blogspot.com/
and on twitter:
http://twitter.com/FlavorsofSJ
Thanks! don't forget to try out the tour for yourself at http://www.sanjuanfoodtours.com
Smiles from the island,
As you all know, I just started operating my food and culture tour comany in San Juan, Puerto Rico: Flavors of San Juan Food & Culture Tours.
We had our first tour last Saturday and everyone had a blast! Meanwhile, I'm looking to expand my online presence so people can find out how to have a great "foodie" experience while in San Juan, PR. That's where YOU come in (hopefully!).
If you could please follow/join my blog at blogger.com that would be amazing! click here: http://sanjuanfoodtours.blogspot.com/
It helps my company's online presence when I have people linked to/following my blog and my Twitter.com account. click here: http://twitter.com/FlavorsofSJ
In this crazy world we're all competing for "online presence." you could help me out! Thank you in advance.
Just follow the links below:
Blogger.com
http://sanjuanfoodtours.blogspot.com/
and on twitter:
http://twitter.com/FlavorsofSJ
Thanks! don't forget to try out the tour for yourself at http://www.sanjuanfoodtours.com
Smiles from the island,
Leslie Wiggins, Tour Operator
Cell: 787-964-2447
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Monday, August 24, 2009
UPCUMMING: Aug 29th Saturday hash at 3pm
Hello you sexy biatches, that's right. We got another UPCUMMING hash THIS saturday, august 29th at 3pm.
HARES: Klitty Litter and Lickety Split Me
START: Parking lot in Escambron over by the beach
MAP: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
BRING: hash whistle, bathing suit/beach towel if you want/ money for parking/paid beer stop
CALL 787 964 2447 (klitty litter) if you need more info.
ON ON!
~KL
HARES: Klitty Litter and Lickety Split Me
START: Parking lot in Escambron over by the beach
MAP: http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
BRING: hash whistle, bathing suit/beach towel if you want/ money for parking/paid beer stop
CALL 787 964 2447 (klitty litter) if you need more info.
ON ON!
~KL
Friday, August 21, 2009
Artisan Beer Tasting Event - Thursday, 27 August.
Four Points Sheraton in Caguas is having a "Degustacion de Cervezas Artesanales Y Cena" i.e. an Artisan Beer Tasting event and dinner on 27 August. It will be presented by Scott Kerkmans, the Sheraton Chief Beer Officer. Old-Harbor beer will also be there. More info at 787-653-1111
I called the number above and spoke with Sra. Ibel Cintron
It's seems it's more of Dinner than a typical beer-tasting, which is fine because I'm for anything that showcases beer on this island.
It's a 5 course meal paired with a different beer for each course. I've been to these types of events before where they pair a different wine with each course and they've always been fun and informative.
6:30pm cocktail hour.
8:00pm Dinner.
Casual Dress
$50 per person. Reservations suggested.
Caguas Real Hotel & Casino
500 Alhambra @ Granada Blvd., Caguas, PR
www.fourpointspr.com
OnOn,
Mouthful
I called the number above and spoke with Sra. Ibel Cintron
It's seems it's more of Dinner than a typical beer-tasting, which is fine because I'm for anything that showcases beer on this island.
It's a 5 course meal paired with a different beer for each course. I've been to these types of events before where they pair a different wine with each course and they've always been fun and informative.
6:30pm cocktail hour.
8:00pm Dinner.
Casual Dress
$50 per person. Reservations suggested.
Caguas Real Hotel & Casino
500 Alhambra @ Granada Blvd., Caguas, PR
www.fourpointspr.com
OnOn,
Mouthful
OSJ Pub Crawl Aug 22 at 7pm Plaza de Armas
Alright, so we don't have an official hash set for the 22nd of August...but here is what I propose.
As many of you know, I'm starting a food and tour company (http://www.sanjuanfoodtours.com). I've been writing the script this week and I could use your help. This Saturday why don't we do a pub crawl all over OSJ and in between stops at the bars you can share with me your knowledge of OSJ and PR in general and we can do this collective drunken information sharing event that will be videotaped on my Flip Video. I'll also tell you guys my plans with the company and information I've learned about the city, too.
Then next weekend we can have an official hash.We will all start at Plaza de Armas, which is where the tour would start.
~KL
PS, got a random email today:
My son just watched a shark attack show and there's a Navy Seal describing how he was drunk swimming
(is there any other way?) and got nailed by a shark.
He's wearing a PRH3 shirt during the interview.
Tom (Thumb) would like to know if that's one of your hashers, and, if so, his hash name.
Thanks,
Rev. Itchy
SFH3 and Marin H3
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
As many of you know, I'm starting a food and tour company (http://www.sanjuanfoodtours.com). I've been writing the script this week and I could use your help. This Saturday why don't we do a pub crawl all over OSJ and in between stops at the bars you can share with me your knowledge of OSJ and PR in general and we can do this collective drunken information sharing event that will be videotaped on my Flip Video. I'll also tell you guys my plans with the company and information I've learned about the city, too.
Then next weekend we can have an official hash.We will all start at Plaza de Armas, which is where the tour would start.
~KL
PS, got a random email today:
My son just watched a shark attack show and there's a Navy Seal describing how he was drunk swimming
(is there any other way?) and got nailed by a shark.
He's wearing a PRH3 shirt during the interview.
Tom (Thumb) would like to know if that's one of your hashers, and, if so, his hash name.
Thanks,
Rev. Itchy
SFH3 and Marin H3
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
Monday, August 17, 2009
Great news!
We're happy to report that Ankles for Earrings will NOT be returning to the Afghanistan war zone in September as previously suspected. We're all elated at this and would like to dedicate the next hash to her! WOO HOO!
~KL
~KL
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
UPCUMMING HASH: Sunday Aug 16th
We're having a non-hash hash in El Yunque on something called the "River walk." It's an off the beaten trail type situation...with a river at the end! Lots of fun.
We'll be leaving San Juan in the morning on Sunday and spend all day up in the Fajardo area.
Contact Klitty Litter for details/derrections 787 964 2447.
We'll be leaving San Juan in the morning on Sunday and spend all day up in the Fajardo area.
Contact Klitty Litter for details/derrections 787 964 2447.
Friday, July 24, 2009
UPCOMING HASH: July 25, Saturday at 3pm
Condado Lagoon Park - Parking lot. (See map) For those who are map challenged. From the East take 26 until the Santurce PDA 18 - Avenida Roberto H. Todd exit at bottom of the exit you will see a Western Bank - go left under the overpass. At light take a left like you were going to get back on 26 going east (Calle Wilson), stay right and at the end of the road where it takes a sharp right the parking lot is right there.
From West - get off on Avenida Roberto H. Todd exit - you will be on Calle Wilson (see above).
MAP:
http://tinyurl.com/mo4jvy
My cell number in case you get lost: 518-926-0983
The Trail:
There will be homeless people, drug dealers, porngraphy, possible redemption, lots fruit and oh yeah beer. There will probably be a couple paid beer checks so bring pocket change.
3:00 pm Hares away at 3:15 (really).
Ankles & Klitty Litter
From West - get off on Avenida Roberto H. Todd exit - you will be on Calle Wilson (see above).
MAP:
http://tinyurl.com/mo4jvy
My cell number in case you get lost: 518-926-0983
The Trail:
There will be homeless people, drug dealers, porngraphy, possible redemption, lots fruit and oh yeah beer. There will probably be a couple paid beer checks so bring pocket change.
3:00 pm Hares away at 3:15 (really).
Ankles & Klitty Litter
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The Not-So-Puerto-Rican PRH3 Hash Trash: Mouthful of Marriage Hash, July 10, 2009
Hare(s): That's A Mouthful & Just Denny
Hashers: Amish-Ithead (RIH3), Wee-Balls (RIH3), Stun-Gun (Newark DE, H3), Just-Keri(RI)
Virgins: Just-Craig(NJ), Just-Billy(RI), Just-Lauren(RI), Just-Jason(RI), Just-Ray(FL), Just-Francisco(FL), Just-Teri(RI), Just-Steve(RI)
With nearly 72 Virgins attending, this not-so-puerto-rican hash would have been perfect for a Thanatophobic Islamic Terrorist... The trail began in a parking lot on Rt.107, opposite runway 08 at the airport in Aguadilla, PR. The pack assembled, shared a few brews, patiently endured the chalk-talk and at promptly 5:39 PM were sent on their way.
Just-Lauren had expressed interest in short cutting and was unceremoniously given the keys to beer truck to take to the beer-check.
The trail cut through the golf course at Ramey Base, headed down hill towards the beaches. Almost immediately, one of the trailing virgins Just-Ray hitched a ride in a golf-cart and advanced to FRB, or was it FCB (front carting bastard)? His lead was quickly lost at the first intersection... Wee-Balls took the high-road which turned out to be the wrong road while some of the virgins, just-bill and just-jason chilled out at the intersection talking politics until the true trail was found and everyone continued downhill.
The next intersection falsely brought the pack out to the beach but the view was nice but there was no beer so WHO cares?
The following intersection circled back to the true-trail and the hares heard a lot of complaints from the pack but WHO cares?
The next intersection was less than 100 yards from the finish (but was hidden by a small hill) however Just-Lauren was parked at the top of the hill in plain sight of the pack... luckily, they're not that bright or observant and missed the obvious shortcut but WHO cares?
The hares took pity on Just-Jason (aka. MyPantiesRInAbunch) and sent him over to tell Just-Lauren to move to the true BC (i think that was the first time I've ever seen him smile?).
The rest of the pack circled, and circled around the maze of cane-fields until coming out to a small wooded area along the beach.
The trail continued north for about a half a mile and when the hares-in-trail caught up to the pack the were only about 100 yards from the end. The pack was huddled around a Toyota Corolla WHO's owner had decided to use to live out his 4x4 fantasies... It was buried up to the frame on an impossibly steep grade - how it even got that far was a complete miracle. The funniest part was the good Samaritan that was trying to help pull him out with his little car, using some shitty little cargo strap that had the tensile strength of kite-string. Even with the power of 72 Virgins pushing, that little car didn't budge. After Mouthful caught his breath (not from r*nning but from laughing so hard) he walked up to the BC to get his truck to put an end to the comedy. He backed his MitsuBitchy up to the nearly subterranean Toyota, hooked up his tow-cable with nearly 10' of slack in it and told the driver to get ready to accelerate "On Three". So Mouthful jumped in his truck and yelled, "One ! Two !" and gunned it, yanking that poor little Toyota out of the sand so fast that the (from the video it appears) car got airborne and the driver looked like he got whiplash. (Just-Jason may post the video on facebook or something) The dazed and confused but thankful driver gave Mouthful 5 mangoes for saving his dumbass.
... off to the BC
the BC was at an old Spanish ruin, that used to be part of the PR Railroad that was used in the sugarcane industry, right on the beach with an awesome view.
Unfortunately, the PRH3 regulars missed out on a good chance to sing some silly songs with the RIH3'ers in attendance - favorites like: In Mobile, The good ship Venus, Rhubarb, the S&M man and the Wildwest Show (it was almost like Bondo was there but better, because he wasn't). The virgins stunned and amazed at the lyrical ability of the veteran hashers - well maybe embarrassed is better word for their reaction?
The pack then circled up with the hares, Mouthful and Just-Denny in the center, and the run was rated... there was a lot of complicated math but in the end the trail received a +69.69 for the absence of shoe-ruining-shiggy (apparently somebody guaranteed that?). Visiting hashers next and then the 72 virgins who answered back in song with an unbearable version of Sweet-Caroline...Bah, Bah, Bah !!!
Accusations: Just-Ray for Golf-Cart-Hashing
Just-Steve & Just-Teri for Auto Hashing
Announcements: RIH3 Dragon Boat Races (check the rih3.com for details)
Mouthful then got his last bachelor-beer-shower just before the circle imploded...
On-On,
~mouthful
Saturday July 25, NEXT HASH!
Anyone want to hare this one? email me at prh3@live.com or on facebook
tanks!
~Klitty Litter
tanks!
~Klitty Litter
Monday, July 6, 2009
Mouthful of Marriage Hash - Friday - July 10, 2009 - 1730 (5:30pm)
On Friday, July 10th in Aguadilla, Mouthful will be laying his last trail as a single, jet-setting, free-lovin', boriqua-booty-chasin' hasher... because the following day, July 11th, he's getting hitched to NFN-Tere, who due to some ridiculous pre-marital customs will not be able to partake in the debauchery otherwise known as the PRH3... so WHO's cumming ?
Plan for Shiggy, headlamps and/or flashlights may be useful, machete (bring 'em if you got 'em), compass, signal flares and 3 days rations (just in case) and it's always a good idea to be up to date on your shots, especially tetanus.
Plan to party after the circle !!!
D'erections:
The start of the Mouthful-of-Marriage Hash will be in a parking lot at the approach end of Runway-08 at Borinquen Airport (BQN aka. Ramey Base) in Aguadilla.
From San Juan:
Take the 22 to the 2 Oeste to 107 (follow signs to the airport)
From Rincon:
Get on the 2 Norte to 107 (follow signs to the airport)
Plan for Shiggy, headlamps and/or flashlights may be useful, machete (bring 'em if you got 'em), compass, signal flares and 3 days rations (just in case) and it's always a good idea to be up to date on your shots, especially tetanus.
Plan to party after the circle !!!
D'erections:
The start of the Mouthful-of-Marriage Hash will be in a parking lot at the approach end of Runway-08 at Borinquen Airport (BQN aka. Ramey Base) in Aguadilla.
From San Juan:
Take the 22 to the 2 Oeste to 107 (follow signs to the airport)
From Rincon:
Get on the 2 Norte to 107 (follow signs to the airport)
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Mouthful of Marriage Hash !
On Friday, July 10th in the vicinity of Aguadilla (the exact location of the hash remains a secret for now - d'erections to follow soon) at 5pm'ish (exact time tbd), Mouthful will be laying his last trail as a single, jet-setting, free-lovin', boriqua-booty-chasin' hasher... because the following day, July 11th, he's getting hitched to NFN-Tere, who due to some ridiculous pre-marital customs will not be able to partake in the debauchery otherwise known as the PRH3... so WHO's cumming ?
Plan to party after the circle !!!
Plan to party after the circle !!!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Saturday, June 27 Hash
Terrible news hashers: there may not be a hash this Saturday. oh yeah, and Michael Jackson died.
Below I have confirmed absences. How about these people, can you guys hash?? If there is interest we can do a hash, if not, we can have one Saturday, July 11th.
Lemme know please!
~Klitty Litter
AVAILABLE??
NFN Ramon
Gringo Fucker
Midnight Masterbater
PIMP
That's a mouthful
Finger Cuffs
Rkelly
Lickety Split
OUT OF TOWN, SICK, OR OTHER:
anal beadz
NFN rebecca
count spermalot
crispy creme me
ryan Spread 'em chunky
Passed out PUmpin
dippin the wick
ankles for earrings
NFN nando
Klitty Litter
Below I have confirmed absences. How about these people, can you guys hash?? If there is interest we can do a hash, if not, we can have one Saturday, July 11th.
Lemme know please!
~Klitty Litter
AVAILABLE??
NFN Ramon
Gringo Fucker
Midnight Masterbater
PIMP
That's a mouthful
Finger Cuffs
Rkelly
Lickety Split
OUT OF TOWN, SICK, OR OTHER:
anal beadz
NFN rebecca
count spermalot
crispy creme me
ryan Spread 'em chunky
Passed out PUmpin
dippin the wick
ankles for earrings
NFN nando
Klitty Litter
Friday, June 12, 2009
Case of the missing Hash Trash
This note goes to you, Oh Lickety Splitter who said she would write hash trash but then TOTALLY did NOT. you're going to drink for this next time...
muhahahahah
muhahahahah
Sat June 13 HASH 2pm
This hash is for all you shopping lovers out there. It's going to be at Plaza Las Americas, and Finger Cuffs has decided it's going to really push the limit
Everyone meet for the start on at the top floor of the Plaza Las Americas parking garage (the one next to the movie theater) on the Southwest side @ 2pm. If you have any doubts where the hell that is, as you undoubtedly will, call Finger Cuffs on his cell at 787 461 7926.
According to the hare, "this will really be cool or it will really suck." I imagine there will be some running INSIDE the mall -- markings should be fun!!!
Hare: Finger Cuffs
SUPPOSEDLY IN:
count spermalot
dippin the wick
midnight masturbator + 3 friends
gringo fucker
OUT:
anal beadz
crispy creme me
Spread 'em chunky
that's a mouthful
Passed out PUmpin
Klitty Litter
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
rkelly
lickety split
Everyone meet for the start on at the top floor of the Plaza Las Americas parking garage (the one next to the movie theater) on the Southwest side @ 2pm. If you have any doubts where the hell that is, as you undoubtedly will, call Finger Cuffs on his cell at 787 461 7926.
According to the hare, "this will really be cool or it will really suck." I imagine there will be some running INSIDE the mall -- markings should be fun!!!
Hare: Finger Cuffs
SUPPOSEDLY IN:
count spermalot
dippin the wick
midnight masturbator + 3 friends
gringo fucker
OUT:
anal beadz
crispy creme me
Spread 'em chunky
that's a mouthful
Passed out PUmpin
Klitty Litter
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
rkelly
lickety split
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
SAT June 13 Hash
Alright you scallywagers and carpetbaggers....we got a hash for you this Saturday.
The hare is Finger Cuffs, and he's going to give me directions this week. Midnight Masturbator, plus 3 of his skanky friends and Count Spermalot will be attending as well.
Those unsure of the situation: crispy creme me, gringo fucker
and those hashers who will be out and about:
Rkelly
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
Klitty Litter
lickety split
Passed out PUmpin
NFN ramon
dippin the wick
PIMP
that's a mouthful
NFN rebecca
anal beadz
Spread 'em chunky
The hare is Finger Cuffs, and he's going to give me directions this week. Midnight Masturbator, plus 3 of his skanky friends and Count Spermalot will be attending as well.
Those unsure of the situation: crispy creme me, gringo fucker
and those hashers who will be out and about:
Rkelly
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
Klitty Litter
lickety split
Passed out PUmpin
NFN ramon
dippin the wick
PIMP
that's a mouthful
NFN rebecca
anal beadz
Spread 'em chunky
Friday, June 5, 2009
It's Better To Drink Beer After Exercise Than Water
Looks like we're not that crazy afterall...ON! ON!
Researchers at Granada University in Spain have come across a discovery that will undoubtedly please athletes and sports enthusiasts - a pint of beer post-workout or match is better at rehydrating the human body than water.
Professor Manuel Garzon, a member of Granada's medical faculty, made the finding after tests on 25 students over several months. Researchers believe that it is the sugars, salts, and bubbles in a beer that may help people absorb fluids more quickly.
The subjects in the study were asked to run on a treadmill at temperatures of 104F (40C) until they were close to exhaustion. Once they had reached the point of giving up, researchers measured their hydration levels, motor skills, and concentration ability.
Half of the subjects were given two half pints of Spanish lager to drink, and the other half were given just water.
Garzon said that the rehydration effection in those who were given beer was "slightly better" than those who were given only water. He also believes that the carbon dioxide in beer helps quench thirst more quickly, and that beer's carbohydrates replace calories lost during physical exertion.
The average person loses around 1 liter (33oz) of water for every hour of exercise in sweat. Rehydrating after a workout is crucial, as a lack of hydration is more likely to make one feel tired, fuzzyheaded, and suffer from headaches.
Based on the results of the study, researchers recommend moderate consumption of beer as a part of athletes' diets. "Moderate consumption" for men is 500ml per day, and for women is 250ml per day.
So that explains why Babe Ruth was so good. His method of training was nearly 100 years ahead of its time.
Researchers at Granada University in Spain have come across a discovery that will undoubtedly please athletes and sports enthusiasts - a pint of beer post-workout or match is better at rehydrating the human body than water.
Professor Manuel Garzon, a member of Granada's medical faculty, made the finding after tests on 25 students over several months. Researchers believe that it is the sugars, salts, and bubbles in a beer that may help people absorb fluids more quickly.
The subjects in the study were asked to run on a treadmill at temperatures of 104F (40C) until they were close to exhaustion. Once they had reached the point of giving up, researchers measured their hydration levels, motor skills, and concentration ability.
Half of the subjects were given two half pints of Spanish lager to drink, and the other half were given just water.
Garzon said that the rehydration effection in those who were given beer was "slightly better" than those who were given only water. He also believes that the carbon dioxide in beer helps quench thirst more quickly, and that beer's carbohydrates replace calories lost during physical exertion.
The average person loses around 1 liter (33oz) of water for every hour of exercise in sweat. Rehydrating after a workout is crucial, as a lack of hydration is more likely to make one feel tired, fuzzyheaded, and suffer from headaches.
Based on the results of the study, researchers recommend moderate consumption of beer as a part of athletes' diets. "Moderate consumption" for men is 500ml per day, and for women is 250ml per day.
So that explains why Babe Ruth was so good. His method of training was nearly 100 years ahead of its time.
PLAN B hash SAT JUNE 6
Since it's been monsoon rain season here in Puerto Rico recently, PLAN B for if it rains heavily on the next hash (Sat June 6 at 2pm) will be bar hopping in CATANO. So even if it's raining, bring yo arse out!!!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
June 6 Saturday hash at 2PM!!
Hares: Tease Me, Anal Bead Me & Spread 'Em, Chunky! call: 703-953-7990
Where: Compania de Parques Nacionales
When: **TIME CHANGE** Due to park closing at 5pm please meet at 2pm, hares away at 220.
d'ERECTIONS: Take 22 West to the exit C-165 (same for bacardi & Catano, 165 N/W). After you exit, get in the left lane for the up-cumming light to take a left. You will pass the jail, and wave to your boo, or baby daddy or whatever and continue on. You will pass the entrance to fort buchanan on your left. Continue past the gulf fuel tanks and on the left you will see a burger king. Take the next left after burger king. It has some foliage covered signs that say: centro de distribucion de productos agricolas and compania de parques nacionales Julio Enrique Monagas. Continue straight on this road. Make a left at the guard gate and continue on into the park. Drive to the end of the parking lot and meet up for some beeeeers. Please bring a plastic vessel to drink from.
We could possibly do circle at the beach in Catano... so bring your BIRTHDAY (bathing) suits & towels if you want to get wet & wild!
Where: Compania de Parques Nacionales
When: **TIME CHANGE** Due to park closing at 5pm please meet at 2pm, hares away at 220.
d'ERECTIONS: Take 22 West to the exit C-165 (same for bacardi & Catano, 165 N/W). After you exit, get in the left lane for the up-cumming light to take a left. You will pass the jail, and wave to your boo, or baby daddy or whatever and continue on. You will pass the entrance to fort buchanan on your left. Continue past the gulf fuel tanks and on the left you will see a burger king. Take the next left after burger king. It has some foliage covered signs that say: centro de distribucion de productos agricolas and compania de parques nacionales Julio Enrique Monagas. Continue straight on this road. Make a left at the guard gate and continue on into the park. Drive to the end of the parking lot and meet up for some beeeeers. Please bring a plastic vessel to drink from.
We could possibly do circle at the beach in Catano... so bring your BIRTHDAY (bathing) suits & towels if you want to get wet & wild!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
June 6 Saturday HASH
Hash Attention! Get your smelly sneakers and bug spray ready! Spread 'em Chunky and Anal Beadz (along with some out of town guests) plan on making this hash one you will wear!
D'Errections to be posted shortly.
NOTE: After June 6 the hash will resume its regular schedule, with the following hash being June 13.
Any questions/comments write it below or email prh3@live.com
On! On!
~Klitty Litter
D'Errections to be posted shortly.
NOTE: After June 6 the hash will resume its regular schedule, with the following hash being June 13.
Any questions/comments write it below or email prh3@live.com
On! On!
~Klitty Litter
May 30 Hash POSTPONED
The May 30th hash has been moved to June 6 so more people can come to the hash PLUS it will feature some out of towners visiting Spread 'em Chunky and Anal Beadz. The hash will resume its regular schedule, with the following hash being June 13.
Any questions/comments write it below or email prh3@live.com
On! On!
~Klitty Litter
Any questions/comments write it below or email prh3@live.com
On! On!
~Klitty Litter
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
May 16 Hash D'Errections
Midnight Masturbator (or whatever the hell your new hash name is...M&M my friend does NOT cut it!!) and Gringo Fucker are haring May 16.
here are the D'errections:
Follow the yellow brick road toward the Aueropuerto (airport) on the Puerto Rican Hwy 26, take the salida (exit) 8a over the Puerto Rican/U.S. Flag bridge (Puente Teodoro Moscoso $2 toll each way)
Once over the bridge (tip your hat to toll booth ladies) continue straight (sexual preference?) on road 17 and exit on Ponce de Leon Ave. Take a left at the light and go over the bridge (which crosses 17). Once you are over the bridge, University of Puerto Rico is on your left. Drive on in, and tell them you are a professor of drinking and you have a meeting with your students.
Drive toward the end of the campus and we will be parked next to the library/law school. Learned scholars are we!
Call me if you get lost, M&M 843-324-2309
If you have questions you can also COMMENT on this blog
here are the D'errections:
Follow the yellow brick road toward the Aueropuerto (airport) on the Puerto Rican Hwy 26, take the salida (exit) 8a over the Puerto Rican/U.S. Flag bridge (Puente Teodoro Moscoso $2 toll each way)
Once over the bridge (tip your hat to toll booth ladies) continue straight (sexual preference?) on road 17 and exit on Ponce de Leon Ave. Take a left at the light and go over the bridge (which crosses 17). Once you are over the bridge, University of Puerto Rico is on your left. Drive on in, and tell them you are a professor of drinking and you have a meeting with your students.
Drive toward the end of the campus and we will be parked next to the library/law school. Learned scholars are we!
Call me if you get lost, M&M 843-324-2309
If you have questions you can also COMMENT on this blog
Sunday, May 10, 2009
The Adventures of Klitty Litter....
A little birdie told me there was an incident in the Viejo SJ not so long ago... It's a good thing that Klitty-Litter has a parentally protected hash name else there's a fair chance it could be changed to one of the following: Chokes on Chicken, Deep Throat, Cock Gargler or some variation of ALL of them?
oNoN,
~mouthful
oNoN,
~mouthful
Saturday, May 2, 2009
May 2nd non-Hash
Due to:
there was no trail laid today.
Sorry to those who traveled all the way from Chicago, but we're sure the pool was good to you.
Someone please tell me Carlos, his girlfriend, and Ramon showed up.
- An epidemic of swine (the other white) flu running through the PRH3
- "Communion" (that's what the kids are calling it these days)
- German Beer drinking from the source (hey there MnM, have one for us and your ass better Hash tomorrow)
- gringo hunting at the source
- "Packing"
- etc
- etc
- etc
there was no trail laid today.
Sorry to those who traveled all the way from Chicago, but we're sure the pool was good to you.
Someone please tell me Carlos, his girlfriend, and Ramon showed up.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
May 2nd Hash
Hey Wankers, drop your socks & grab your c*cks!
The May 2nd Hash will start at Parque Barbosa (that's the park between Ocean Park & Punta Las Marias) at 3 PM Saturday. Passed out Pumping & NFN Tiffini will be haring.
Here's a map. If you need d'errections, click the google link & get 'em your damnself.
The May 2nd Hash will start at Parque Barbosa (that's the park between Ocean Park & Punta Las Marias) at 3 PM Saturday. Passed out Pumping & NFN Tiffini will be haring.
Here's a map. If you need d'errections, click the google link & get 'em your damnself.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
May 16 HASH
FYI M&M and Gringo Fucker will co-hare May 16 in Rio Piedras
D'errections to follow...
~Klitty litter
D'errections to follow...
~Klitty litter
MAY 2 HASH
I am looking for HARES. Let me know if you want to do this one and you can email me on the hash facebook (P.r. hash house harriers) or put a comment here.
thanks!
Klitty Litter
thanks!
Klitty Litter
Saturday, April 18, 2009
April 18, 2009 Hash Trash...
April 18 proved to be one of the most "intimate" hashes I've ever experienced.
It started off, just as the virgin hares described, in a vacant lot on the west side of Loiza, just across the 187 bridge. An intimate group of hashers gathered, to include Gringo-F*cker, NFN Tere, That's A Mouthful and of course the hares - NFN Sarah and NFN Travis.
Beers were shared, absentee hashers were cursed and then the hares were on their way... The pack watched them set trail going west over the Loiza-River bridge and soon followed. Marks were sparse and the trail was soon lost until a helpful roadside vendor put the pack back on trail... and right into the path of the hares !!! Could this be the shortest hash ever? Did the pack really catch them in the act that quick? NFN Travis just froze, really, he crouched down in plain sight as if we couldn't see him, like some kind of stealthy ninja wearing a white T-shirt. Seriously, I had to really look to see him. NFN Sarah informed the pack that they short-cutted a good portion of the trail and that was enough of an explanation for us to turn around and continue to look for the true trail... and we did, and there was much rejoicing when we stumbled upon the first beer-check, at the site of the old Loiza ferry crossing and thanks to you wanks who didn't show up - there was PLENTY of beer to go around. After my 9th coors-lite it was time to push on. We checked back six marks to the road and back over the bridge where we lost trail AGAIN and ended up at the cars. Mouthful was about to get in his truck and start driving around looking for the end of the trail when Gringo-F*cker called him lazy, and that was all the motivation he needed to go back out and find the trail again, and we did, and there was much rejoicing when we happened upon a rickety old foot-bridge across a canal that brought us into one of the most delightful little sections of Loiza - seriously, now I know where to find some crack and a $20 dollar hooker - just kidding but we did get spend about a half an hour watching two horses have sex. Hooray, more intimacy. What a sad pair these two were, I don't know, maybe they were new to the whole sex thing but they just couldn't connect, if you know what I mean? I felt bad for the poor guy, time after time (I told you we were there for a good half hour) he just kept missing the mark. So, I took away from this that size doesn't matter... Now, growing weary of the sad sex show, the pack was back on trail which quickly led into the town of Loiza, up and down a few streets, a few pincho stops here, a few beer stops there and we were back out on the main road, past the projects and headed towards the beach.
The trail terminated at the Loiza river delta where the hares had been camped out for quite a while waiting for the pack to arrive... they were contemplating calling their coast-guard buddies to search for us in the helicopter but we showed up just in time.
After a few thirst quenching beers and some discussion about the trail, the the pack Triangled up with the hares in the middle. The trail was rated, positive scores for such a dirty, dirty trail, positive scores for getting the pack lost numerous times, positive scores for copious amounts of beer on trail, positive scores for copious amounts of live sex shows on trail, positive scores for NO Ramon, NO Carlos or Carlos' girl fiend (yes I know) and the average score came out to be a +69.
The triangle imploded when the entire pack folded in on itself for down-downs and accusations. First-Bitch-In was Gringo-F*cker, Last-Bitch-In was NFN-Tere and First & Last Bastard In was Mouthful... So we all drank, sang a silly song and again took our rightful places in the triangle.
All that was left to do was name the hares....
The hares were questioned, together and separately, in the usual way to uncover embarassing details about their character.
After much deliberation - it was decided, that from this day forward, NFN Sarah will be known to all hashers as "What's brewin in the Bilge?"
And from this day forward, NFN Travis will be known to all hashers as "Midnight Masturbater." aka. "MnM"
All in all a good hash and a good effort by the virgin hares - shame on you for missing it !
oNoN,
~mouthful
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
APRIL 18 SAT. HASH
NFN sarah and NFN Travis will Hare this Saturday at the Rio Grande River.
D’errections for APRIL 18 HASH:
The hash will be in the town of “Loiza” ( in San Juan)
For this Saturday's Hash, drive to the bridge in Pinnones and continue going straight on 187 east. From the bridge in Pinnones, you will travel 8 miles to the next bridge, which crosses the Rio Grande. Once over the bridge, park on the right side of the first red light in the vacant lot. The town is called Loiza.
According to the hare, the trail is “a little shady.”
NFN Travis said “I hope no one is afraid of the following: being bitten by a rabid dog or seeing a dog with a huge iguana in his mouth, getting shot by a drug dealer, getting dengue by an infected mosquito, being jumped by a Puerto Rican woodsman, or being thrown in a Puerto Rican jail for trespassing. But please, don't let any of these things deter anyone :)”
Sounds great! ON ! ON!
CALL TRAVIS IF NEEDED: 843 324 2309
If you have questions, comment below
~KL
D’errections for APRIL 18 HASH:
The hash will be in the town of “Loiza” ( in San Juan)
For this Saturday's Hash, drive to the bridge in Pinnones and continue going straight on 187 east. From the bridge in Pinnones, you will travel 8 miles to the next bridge, which crosses the Rio Grande. Once over the bridge, park on the right side of the first red light in the vacant lot. The town is called Loiza.
According to the hare, the trail is “a little shady.”
NFN Travis said “I hope no one is afraid of the following: being bitten by a rabid dog or seeing a dog with a huge iguana in his mouth, getting shot by a drug dealer, getting dengue by an infected mosquito, being jumped by a Puerto Rican woodsman, or being thrown in a Puerto Rican jail for trespassing. But please, don't let any of these things deter anyone :)”
Sounds great! ON ! ON!
CALL TRAVIS IF NEEDED: 843 324 2309
If you have questions, comment below
~KL
Monday, April 13, 2009
Take care with your Facebook status
A warning for all the PRH3.
Take care when you update your Facebook status before a Hash. You could set off a chain of events that create a DISTURBING YouTube video!
Take care when you update your Facebook status before a Hash. You could set off a chain of events that create a DISTURBING YouTube video!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
APRIL 4 HASH
D'ERRECTIONS:
Well crap. They're having the Saborea de San Juan at Escambron Beach this weekend (see here: http://tinyurl.com/cr5k6o) so we're having to change the hash location.
NEW D-errections:
meet at 3pm on Saturday April 4th at PARQUE CENTRAL
MAP HERE
Then simply type in "parque central, san juan" into the search box. Et Voile!
(if you want driving directions just click "GET DIRECTIONS" on the top left of the screen, under "GOOGLE MAPS" name plate)
Pull into the main gate, take a left and go through the gate. Pay $1 for parking and keep driving toward the tennis courts. We'll be setting up in the parking lot there. You'll see us.
Gimme a call (klitty litter) if you need more directions or have questions: 787 964 2447
ONION!
Well crap. They're having the Saborea de San Juan at Escambron Beach this weekend (see here: http://tinyurl.com/cr5k6o) so we're having to change the hash location.
NEW D-errections:
meet at 3pm on Saturday April 4th at PARQUE CENTRAL
MAP HERE
Then simply type in "parque central, san juan" into the search box. Et Voile!
(if you want driving directions just click "GET DIRECTIONS" on the top left of the screen, under "GOOGLE MAPS" name plate)
Pull into the main gate, take a left and go through the gate. Pay $1 for parking and keep driving toward the tennis courts. We'll be setting up in the parking lot there. You'll see us.
Gimme a call (klitty litter) if you need more directions or have questions: 787 964 2447
ONION!
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