Hash Trash for Jan 16th

Trail # 69.... (which they are ALL numbered!)

HARES: LAZY FUCKER & Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

We gathered on a rather temperamental Saturday afternoon in Pinones. Five hashers and two visiting virgins met at the edge of the sleepy little beach town in the parking lot of Puerta del Mar. M&M, Gringo Fucker, and NFN Mike who brought his virgin sister and her virgin boyfriend too. NFN Pete and Tinkle Tinkle Little Star were the hares on this wild ride, which led them through beach and bar, town and country. They passed locals and chickens, horses and ducks, trying to find their way back to the start.

So off went the hares to the first bar they found, watching the hashers stumble around. Missing the first beer check then doubling back they found the second but the third they lacked. We heard there were shots on the trail, they got the virgins, it never fails. It was a short but sweet trail with a few false leads here and there but all made it to the end, where we named one of the hares.

So after much deliberation and phone call or two we came to a head. NFN Pete he'll known no more but LAZY FUCKER forever more.

On On Hashers, On On!