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Monday, May 10, 2010

Announcement

Hello Everyone,

Two orders of business. The first. I am no longer in PR and therefore I cannot admin anymore. Second...there is suppose to be a hash this weekend. Please someone hare! Keep it going. Let me know in the meantime if you're running and who it haring.

Thanks,

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star.

Des

Friday, April 16, 2010

Hash Saturday April 17th

OK Everyone...

It seems we don't have an actual hare for tomorrow's festivities. So we'll have a run/bar crawl. Who ever wants to come will meet at the string of bars in Punta Las Marias/Isla Verde. There is a bar/store we can start at. It's across the street from a beach bar called Taiguey. There is parking near there, next to a vacant, fence in lot. If you have any questions give me a call. 347.754.0702.

We'll start the crawl/run at 6:00pm. Please let me know if anyone will be cumming!

ON ON!

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star/ Des

Sunday, April 4, 2010

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We're looking for hares for our next hash on this side of the island, Saturday, April 17th. Please let me know sooner rather than later. Location of your choosing. Any questions shoot me an email. dtreski03@yahoo.com

ON ON!

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Irish Hash Location update

Hello Hashers,

As promised the location update. You will be meeting M-n-M & NFN Mike in Ocean Park on Calle McLeary at the intersection of Calle Maria Moczo across the street from the gas station.

Look for your hares.

ON ON!

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

Friday, March 19, 2010

Irish Hash Update (Saturday March 20th)

Hi Everyone,

Sorry about the late update. The hares are still sussing out a location. It will be local, meaning either Santurce, Isla Verde, Hato Rey or Condado. Please make sure to check either your email, the PR website or Facebook PRH3 for definitive start location. I will post it no later than 1pm. The hash will commence at 3:30pm. Any questions give me a call 347-754-0702.

See you then,

On On!

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patty's Hash March 20th Update

Hello Hashers!

To let you all know, we have two hares for the hash on Saturday March 20th. Location is to be determined and will be posted as soon as we know. Just clear your calendars for a hash by M-n-M and NFN Mike at 3:30 on Saturday March 20th.

Wear green and be prepared to drink beer, lots and lots of beer!

On-On

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

St. Patty's Hash March 20th.

Hello Everyone,

PRH3 Will be hashing on Saturday March 20th to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Please make sure to wear something green. I'm looking for a few good hares to lay the trail. Please let me know if you're interested. I'll be updating this later with additional information such as location and time.

Hope to see you all there.

ON ON!

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

HASH ATTENTION!!!

Klitty litter is no longer the Hare Raiser. It's been about a year since she's been in the position and as we always wanted, we are rotating the position so everyone in the group can be a part of the fun mayhem.

The NEW rotating hare raiser is non other than...(drumroll please) Tinkle Tinkle Little Star. She can be reached at the same website address as before prh3@live.com

The hash has decided to commit to at least 1 hash a month to increase participation so stay tuned here for more PRH3 hash info!

ON!! ON!!

Signing off,
Klitty Litter

VISITING HARE MESSAGE

Hello all fellow hashers, I hope this message greets you fine and in good hashing spirits.

We here in Antigua wish you all a very Happy, Healthy and prosperous New Hash Year!

My name is Goldilox, the present Hash Master of Antigua Hash House Harriers and I write to you asking you to assist me in finding out if there would be any interest in your kennels joining us here in Antigua, for a fun filled Hash weekend in April this year to help us celebrate our momentous 500th consecutive running of our Hash.

Please indicate if you are the correct person to transmit this information to your kennel or if not could you please send me the email address of this individual.

We are arranging organized accommodation at preferred hotels here in the Caribbean and organized activities spread over an entire weekend from Friday to Sunday for our entire families.

We will have further details in the following weeks but as of now we are just trying to identify interested parties and correct procedures for inviting.

Antigua as you may know is a safe Caribbean destination with a thriving tourism industry and lots of great hotels and activities for the entire family.

Please feel free to look us up on the web using the following links:
www.antiguahash.org
www.facebook.com/HashHouseHarriers

Our hashes are currently limited to runners and walkers of all abilities and occur every other Saturday with the most recent Hash being on the 9th of Jan 2010.

Please feel free to share this information with anyone that you would so desire and I will await your response.

Best Hash regards
Goldilox
Hash Master

Antigua Hash House Harriers.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

How to be a hash house harrier

Congrats to local hasher Dippin the Wick for his recently published article on "how to be a hash house harrier!" This is GREAT!

original article: http://matadornights.com/how-to-be-a-hash-house-harrier/
Jared Romey explains the time-honored tradition of getting wasted and running places.

Over the course of the last five years, I’ve hashed with 28 packs in 11 countries. I’ve run through Muslim slums and desert oil fields in the Middle East, the four green fields of Ireland, the sugar cane fields of Barbados, the shiggy of Puerto Rico and the urban density of Port-of-Spain, Trinidad. I find Hashers to be the best people in the world. People who will go out of their way to pick you up at the airport, transport you around their town, let you sleep on their couch, run through the woods with you, and share their alcohol. – Saigon Sally (aka Curtiss), PRH3

New in town? Looking to explore out-of-the-way, non-tourist places? Know where to meet fun people? The answer is the Hash. No, it’s not the [2] drug . It’s not the food, either. And it’s mostly legal.

You usually first hear about it in whispers. “You Hash?,” someone may ask. “What’s that?” you reply. “Oh nothing. You kinda run some, but not always, and there’s definitely lot’s of beer, maybe even a bit of nudity. But only if you want. It’s really not as bad as it sounds. You should try it. It’s fun. I promise.”

Think of the Hash as kind of a social filter for great friends. It weeds out the straight-laced, responsible people. The left-over misfits are Hashers.

They may be Marines guarding the local embassy, the pilot who just landed your plane, that guy who manages your off-shore bank accounts, the CEO of a haircare company or a recent grad teaching English to locals. They may be expats or locals. Marathoners, teetotalers, pot-bellied couch potatoes, multi-lingual math geniuses, beach bums. They are all Hashers.

The Hash, more formally known as Hash House Harriers (HHH), is a self-professed “Drinking club with a running problem.” Founded before World War II, the Hash has grown into a worldwide phenomenon. This social club meets in cities throughout the world. Most meetings include some form of running or walking and alcohol, often both at the same time. There is always singing and perhaps a little debauchery.

Normally, running is straight-forward. One foot in front of the other and keep going. But this is the Hash. The catch? Nobody knows where the trail leads. It’s also possible nobody knows where the trail begins. And at times nobody even knows where the trail is. Symbols on the ground, generally made with flour, mark the trail for hashers. These symbols are explained at the beginning of the trail, during the chalk talk, given for the Virgins in the crowd.

Flour marks the dead-ends, song checks, beer checks, boob checks, the real trail and false trails. On any given trail, there is a 100% chance someone will get lost at some point. Just make sure you are not that person.

After the run/walk, there’s always the Hash circle. Punishments are assessed for the stupid stuff people do along the trail. These violations could be sex on the trail (no, not REALLY sex, just PDA), technology on trail, shortcutting and numerous other invented violations. The punishment is always the same. Get in the circle. Sing a song. Do a down-down. Repeat. Hares do down-downs, defined as singing a song and then slamming down your beverage of choice in one gulp. Virgins (new hashers) do down-downs. Front Running Bastards (FRBs) do down-downs. Really, everybody does down-downs.

Also, if you become a regular you will be named. Often, it is after you screw up or do something stupid. Most likely, it is not a flattering name. Ankles for Earrings, Passed Out Pumping, Play In My Pants (PIMP), Clitty Litter, Stick It In My Socket and Naughty Man are all Hash names that evoke a certain fear as to what devious behavior earned them these names.

For as off-the-wall as it sounds, most Hashes are well-organized groups. Each Hash is run by a Mis-Management Committee of a General Manager (GM), Religious Adviser (often the most unholy of people), Hare Raiser, Hash Cash, Beermeister and Haberdasher. The Committee organizes each event, everything from who lays the trail and runs the Hash circle, to purchasing beverages or offering merchandise for sale. Most Hashes charge a nominal fee to cover expenses, but you will recoup this in fun and friends in the first five minutes.

Find out about your local Hash ahead of time. Is it family-friendly, pet-friendly, extreme runners only or for walkers too? Each Hash is different. Some are miles of running, with a smidgen of social activity thrown in at the end. Others are social events, with a bit of a walk as an afterthought.

There are Hashes where kids are present, manners are required and drinking is kept to socially acceptable levels. And then there are Hashes where including kids would be a felony, alcohol consumption is beyond belief, and a little nudity is a given. No matter which version you choose, meeting great people is guaranteed.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hash Trash for Jan 16th

Trail # 69.... (which they are ALL numbered!)

HARES: LAZY FUCKER & Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

We gathered on a rather temperamental Saturday afternoon in Pinones. Five hashers and two visiting virgins met at the edge of the sleepy little beach town in the parking lot of Puerta del Mar. M&M, Gringo Fucker, and NFN Mike who brought his virgin sister and her virgin boyfriend too. NFN Pete and Tinkle Tinkle Little Star were the hares on this wild ride, which led them through beach and bar, town and country. They passed locals and chickens, horses and ducks, trying to find their way back to the start.

So off went the hares to the first bar they found, watching the hashers stumble around. Missing the first beer check then doubling back they found the second but the third they lacked. We heard there were shots on the trail, they got the virgins, it never fails. It was a short but sweet trail with a few false leads here and there but all made it to the end, where we named one of the hares.

So after much deliberation and phone call or two we came to a head. NFN Pete he'll known no more but LAZY FUCKER forever more.

On On Hashers, On On!