May 2nd Hash

Hey Wankers, drop your socks & grab your c*cks!

The May 2nd Hash will start at Parque Barbosa (that's the park between Ocean Park & Punta Las Marias) at 3 PM Saturday.  Passed out Pumping & NFN Tiffini will be haring.

Here's a map.  If you need d'errections, click the google link & get 'em your damnself.

May 16 HASH

FYI M&M and Gringo Fucker will co-hare May 16 in Rio Piedras


D'errections to follow...

~Klitty litter

MAY 2 HASH

I am looking for HARES. Let me know if you want to do this one and you can email me on the hash facebook (P.r. hash house harriers) or put a comment here.

thanks!
Klitty Litter

April 18, 2009 Hash Trash...

April 18 proved to be one of the most "intimate" hashes I've ever experienced. 

It started off, just as the virgin hares described, in a vacant lot on the west side of Loiza, just across the 187 bridge.  An intimate group of hashers gathered, to include Gringo-F*cker, NFN Tere, That's A Mouthful and of course the hares - NFN Sarah and NFN Travis.

Beers were shared, absentee hashers were cursed and then the hares were on their way...  The pack watched them set trail going west over the Loiza-River bridge and soon followed.  Marks were sparse and the trail was soon lost until a helpful roadside vendor put the pack back on trail... and right into the path of the hares !!!  Could this be the shortest hash ever?  Did the pack really catch them in the act that quick?  NFN Travis just froze, really, he crouched down in plain sight as if we couldn't see him, like some kind of stealthy ninja wearing a white T-shirt.  Seriously, I had to really look to see him.  NFN Sarah informed the pack that they short-cutted a good portion of the trail and that was enough of an explanation for us to turn around and continue to look for the true trail... and we did, and there was much rejoicing when we stumbled upon the first beer-check, at the site of the old Loiza ferry crossing and thanks to you wanks who didn't show up - there was PLENTY of beer to go around.  After my 9th coors-lite it was time to push on.  We checked back six marks to the road and back over the bridge where we lost trail AGAIN and ended up at the cars.  Mouthful was about to get in his truck and start driving around looking for the end of the trail when Gringo-F*cker called him lazy, and that was all the motivation he needed to go back out and find the trail again, and we did, and there was much rejoicing when we happened upon a rickety old foot-bridge across a canal that brought us into one of the most delightful little sections of Loiza - seriously, now I know where to find some crack and a $20 dollar hooker - just kidding but we did get spend about a half an hour watching two horses have sex.  Hooray, more intimacy.  What a sad pair these two were, I don't know, maybe they were new to the whole sex thing but they just couldn't connect, if you know what I mean?  I felt bad for the poor guy, time after time (I told you we were there for a good half hour) he just kept missing the mark.   So, I took away from this that size doesn't matter...   Now, growing weary of the sad sex show, the pack was back on trail which quickly led into the town of Loiza, up and down a few streets, a few pincho stops here, a few beer stops there and we were back out on the main road, past the projects and headed towards the beach.

The trail terminated at the Loiza river delta where the hares had been camped out for quite a while waiting for the pack to arrive... they were contemplating calling their coast-guard buddies to search for us in the helicopter but we showed up just in time.  

After a few thirst quenching beers and some discussion about the trail, the the pack Triangled up with the hares in the middle.  The trail was rated, positive scores for such a dirty, dirty trail, positive scores for getting the pack lost numerous times, positive scores for copious amounts of beer on trail, positive scores for copious amounts of live sex shows on trail, positive scores for NO Ramon, NO Carlos or Carlos' girl fiend (yes I know) and the average score came out to be a +69.

The triangle imploded when the entire pack folded in on itself for down-downs and accusations.  First-Bitch-In was Gringo-F*cker, Last-Bitch-In was NFN-Tere  and First & Last Bastard In was Mouthful...  So we all drank, sang a silly song and again took our rightful places in the triangle.

All that was left to do was name the hares....

The hares were questioned, together and separately, in the usual way to uncover embarassing details about their character.

After much deliberation - it was decided, that from this day forward, NFN Sarah will be known to all hashers as "What's brewin in the Bilge?"
And from this day forward, NFN Travis will be known to all hashers as "Midnight Masturbater."   aka. "MnM"  

All in all a good hash and a good effort by the virgin hares - shame on you for missing it !

oNoN,
~mouthful

APRIL 18 SAT. HASH

NFN sarah and NFN Travis will Hare this Saturday at the Rio Grande River.

D’errections for APRIL 18 HASH:

The hash will be in the town of “Loiza” ( in San Juan)
For this Saturday's Hash, drive to the bridge in Pinnones and continue going straight on 187 east. From the bridge in Pinnones, you will travel 8 miles to the next bridge, which crosses the Rio Grande. Once over the bridge, park on the right side of the first red light in the vacant lot. The town is called Loiza.
According to the hare, the trail is “a little shady.”

NFN Travis said “I hope no one is afraid of the following: being bitten by a rabid dog or seeing a dog with a huge iguana in his mouth, getting shot by a drug dealer, getting dengue by an infected mosquito, being jumped by a Puerto Rican woodsman, or being thrown in a Puerto Rican jail for trespassing. But please, don't let any of these things deter anyone :)”
Sounds great! ON ! ON!

CALL TRAVIS IF NEEDED: 843 324 2309


If you have questions, comment below
~KL

Take care with your Facebook status

A warning for all the PRH3.

Take care when you update your Facebook status before a Hash.  You could set off a chain of events that create a DISTURBING YouTube video!