On Friday, July 10th in the vicinity of Aguadilla (the exact location of the hash remains a secret for now - d'erections to follow soon) at 5pm'ish (exact time tbd), Mouthful will be laying his last trail as a single, jet-setting, free-lovin', boriqua-booty-chasin' hasher... because the following day, July 11th, he's getting hitched to NFN-Tere, who due to some ridiculous pre-marital customs will not be able to partake in the debauchery otherwise known as the PRH3... so WHO's cumming ?
Plan to party after the circle !!!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Saturday, June 27 Hash
Terrible news hashers: there may not be a hash this Saturday. oh yeah, and Michael Jackson died.
Below I have confirmed absences. How about these people, can you guys hash?? If there is interest we can do a hash, if not, we can have one Saturday, July 11th.
Lemme know please!
~Klitty Litter
AVAILABLE??
NFN Ramon
Gringo Fucker
Midnight Masterbater
PIMP
That's a mouthful
Finger Cuffs
Rkelly
Lickety Split
OUT OF TOWN, SICK, OR OTHER:
anal beadz
NFN rebecca
count spermalot
crispy creme me
ryan Spread 'em chunky
Passed out PUmpin
dippin the wick
ankles for earrings
NFN nando
Klitty Litter
Below I have confirmed absences. How about these people, can you guys hash?? If there is interest we can do a hash, if not, we can have one Saturday, July 11th.
Lemme know please!
~Klitty Litter
AVAILABLE??
NFN Ramon
Gringo Fucker
Midnight Masterbater
PIMP
That's a mouthful
Finger Cuffs
Rkelly
Lickety Split
OUT OF TOWN, SICK, OR OTHER:
anal beadz
NFN rebecca
count spermalot
crispy creme me
ryan Spread 'em chunky
Passed out PUmpin
dippin the wick
ankles for earrings
NFN nando
Klitty Litter
Friday, June 12, 2009
Case of the missing Hash Trash
This note goes to you, Oh Lickety Splitter who said she would write hash trash but then TOTALLY did NOT. you're going to drink for this next time...
muhahahahah
muhahahahah
Sat June 13 HASH 2pm
This hash is for all you shopping lovers out there. It's going to be at Plaza Las Americas, and Finger Cuffs has decided it's going to really push the limit
Everyone meet for the start on at the top floor of the Plaza Las Americas parking garage (the one next to the movie theater) on the Southwest side @ 2pm. If you have any doubts where the hell that is, as you undoubtedly will, call Finger Cuffs on his cell at 787 461 7926.
According to the hare, "this will really be cool or it will really suck." I imagine there will be some running INSIDE the mall -- markings should be fun!!!
Hare: Finger Cuffs
SUPPOSEDLY IN:
count spermalot
dippin the wick
midnight masturbator + 3 friends
gringo fucker
OUT:
anal beadz
crispy creme me
Spread 'em chunky
that's a mouthful
Passed out PUmpin
Klitty Litter
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
rkelly
lickety split
Everyone meet for the start on at the top floor of the Plaza Las Americas parking garage (the one next to the movie theater) on the Southwest side @ 2pm. If you have any doubts where the hell that is, as you undoubtedly will, call Finger Cuffs on his cell at 787 461 7926.
According to the hare, "this will really be cool or it will really suck." I imagine there will be some running INSIDE the mall -- markings should be fun!!!
Hare: Finger Cuffs
SUPPOSEDLY IN:
count spermalot
dippin the wick
midnight masturbator + 3 friends
gringo fucker
OUT:
anal beadz
crispy creme me
Spread 'em chunky
that's a mouthful
Passed out PUmpin
Klitty Litter
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
rkelly
lickety split
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
SAT June 13 Hash
Alright you scallywagers and carpetbaggers....we got a hash for you this Saturday.
The hare is Finger Cuffs, and he's going to give me directions this week. Midnight Masturbator, plus 3 of his skanky friends and Count Spermalot will be attending as well.
Those unsure of the situation: crispy creme me, gringo fucker
and those hashers who will be out and about:
Rkelly
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
Klitty Litter
lickety split
Passed out PUmpin
NFN ramon
dippin the wick
PIMP
that's a mouthful
NFN rebecca
anal beadz
Spread 'em chunky
The hare is Finger Cuffs, and he's going to give me directions this week. Midnight Masturbator, plus 3 of his skanky friends and Count Spermalot will be attending as well.
Those unsure of the situation: crispy creme me, gringo fucker
and those hashers who will be out and about:
Rkelly
NFN nando
ankles for earrings
Klitty Litter
lickety split
Passed out PUmpin
NFN ramon
dippin the wick
PIMP
that's a mouthful
NFN rebecca
anal beadz
Spread 'em chunky
Friday, June 5, 2009
It's Better To Drink Beer After Exercise Than Water
Looks like we're not that crazy afterall...ON! ON!
Researchers at Granada University in Spain have come across a discovery that will undoubtedly please athletes and sports enthusiasts - a pint of beer post-workout or match is better at rehydrating the human body than water.
Professor Manuel Garzon, a member of Granada's medical faculty, made the finding after tests on 25 students over several months. Researchers believe that it is the sugars, salts, and bubbles in a beer that may help people absorb fluids more quickly.
The subjects in the study were asked to run on a treadmill at temperatures of 104F (40C) until they were close to exhaustion. Once they had reached the point of giving up, researchers measured their hydration levels, motor skills, and concentration ability.
Half of the subjects were given two half pints of Spanish lager to drink, and the other half were given just water.
Garzon said that the rehydration effection in those who were given beer was "slightly better" than those who were given only water. He also believes that the carbon dioxide in beer helps quench thirst more quickly, and that beer's carbohydrates replace calories lost during physical exertion.
The average person loses around 1 liter (33oz) of water for every hour of exercise in sweat. Rehydrating after a workout is crucial, as a lack of hydration is more likely to make one feel tired, fuzzyheaded, and suffer from headaches.
Based on the results of the study, researchers recommend moderate consumption of beer as a part of athletes' diets. "Moderate consumption" for men is 500ml per day, and for women is 250ml per day.
So that explains why Babe Ruth was so good. His method of training was nearly 100 years ahead of its time.
Researchers at Granada University in Spain have come across a discovery that will undoubtedly please athletes and sports enthusiasts - a pint of beer post-workout or match is better at rehydrating the human body than water.
Professor Manuel Garzon, a member of Granada's medical faculty, made the finding after tests on 25 students over several months. Researchers believe that it is the sugars, salts, and bubbles in a beer that may help people absorb fluids more quickly.
The subjects in the study were asked to run on a treadmill at temperatures of 104F (40C) until they were close to exhaustion. Once they had reached the point of giving up, researchers measured their hydration levels, motor skills, and concentration ability.
Half of the subjects were given two half pints of Spanish lager to drink, and the other half were given just water.
Garzon said that the rehydration effection in those who were given beer was "slightly better" than those who were given only water. He also believes that the carbon dioxide in beer helps quench thirst more quickly, and that beer's carbohydrates replace calories lost during physical exertion.
The average person loses around 1 liter (33oz) of water for every hour of exercise in sweat. Rehydrating after a workout is crucial, as a lack of hydration is more likely to make one feel tired, fuzzyheaded, and suffer from headaches.
Based on the results of the study, researchers recommend moderate consumption of beer as a part of athletes' diets. "Moderate consumption" for men is 500ml per day, and for women is 250ml per day.
So that explains why Babe Ruth was so good. His method of training was nearly 100 years ahead of its time.
PLAN B hash SAT JUNE 6
Since it's been monsoon rain season here in Puerto Rico recently, PLAN B for if it rains heavily on the next hash (Sat June 6 at 2pm) will be bar hopping in CATANO. So even if it's raining, bring yo arse out!!!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
June 6 Saturday hash at 2PM!!
Hares: Tease Me, Anal Bead Me & Spread 'Em, Chunky! call: 703-953-7990
Where: Compania de Parques Nacionales
When: **TIME CHANGE** Due to park closing at 5pm please meet at 2pm, hares away at 220.
d'ERECTIONS: Take 22 West to the exit C-165 (same for bacardi & Catano, 165 N/W). After you exit, get in the left lane for the up-cumming light to take a left. You will pass the jail, and wave to your boo, or baby daddy or whatever and continue on. You will pass the entrance to fort buchanan on your left. Continue past the gulf fuel tanks and on the left you will see a burger king. Take the next left after burger king. It has some foliage covered signs that say: centro de distribucion de productos agricolas and compania de parques nacionales Julio Enrique Monagas. Continue straight on this road. Make a left at the guard gate and continue on into the park. Drive to the end of the parking lot and meet up for some beeeeers. Please bring a plastic vessel to drink from.
We could possibly do circle at the beach in Catano... so bring your BIRTHDAY (bathing) suits & towels if you want to get wet & wild!
Where: Compania de Parques Nacionales
When: **TIME CHANGE** Due to park closing at 5pm please meet at 2pm, hares away at 220.
d'ERECTIONS: Take 22 West to the exit C-165 (same for bacardi & Catano, 165 N/W). After you exit, get in the left lane for the up-cumming light to take a left. You will pass the jail, and wave to your boo, or baby daddy or whatever and continue on. You will pass the entrance to fort buchanan on your left. Continue past the gulf fuel tanks and on the left you will see a burger king. Take the next left after burger king. It has some foliage covered signs that say: centro de distribucion de productos agricolas and compania de parques nacionales Julio Enrique Monagas. Continue straight on this road. Make a left at the guard gate and continue on into the park. Drive to the end of the parking lot and meet up for some beeeeers. Please bring a plastic vessel to drink from.
We could possibly do circle at the beach in Catano... so bring your BIRTHDAY (bathing) suits & towels if you want to get wet & wild!
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